The worst bowl search in the worldThat time I couldn’t find one and shit my pants.Mar 1, 2021Mar 1, 2021
Why all women are Britney SpearsI have never been famous. I think that probably doesn’t need to be said, but there it is.Feb 19, 2021Feb 19, 2021
How not to get screwed in a divorceI’m not super smart with the law. I didn’t prepare ahead of time for this life-changing event, though I always knew it would happen at…Feb 16, 20211Feb 16, 20211
Why Valentine’s day is shitIt’s a reminder of the last day of my mom’s freedom.Feb 14, 20211Feb 14, 20211
That time my husband gave my stuff to prostitutesI thought I was forgetful or just losing things.Feb 13, 2021Feb 13, 2021
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